Book review: Acts of the Apostles, by John Sundman

Acts of the Apostes

A megalomaniac IT billionaire with messianic delusions and access to high-tech nano- and bio- technology threatens the very soul of humanity: our free will.

The number of the beast is a floating point processor

Set in the late 90’s, discount Acts of the Apostles is the tale of a computer chip designer & a software developer who suddenly finds themselves involved a conspiracy involving Gulf War syndrome, recipe SCUD missiles, viagra 60mg Saddam Hussein and the CIA. It also features computer chips with a mysterious bug, a Java-like computer language with peculiar limitations, nano-powered DNA manipulation, high-tech startup mergers, a ghost in the machine and a large cast of sexy female IT professionals.

John Sundman is a man possessed by a dystopian vision of bio-technology Armageddon and a keen sense for paranoid conspiracies. His novel describes a world on the brink of radical transformation through technology and man’s infinite lust for power.

Of course, there’s plenty of action, sex and humor, but the book also carries a dire warning about the dangers of hacking the human machine. i like to picture Sundman as a biblical prophet of old, standing at the city gate, half-naked under a lice-infested hair shirt, waiting for someone to make eye contact. Shaking bits of half-eaten locusts and spittle from his ragged beard, he harangues passersby with apocalyptic tales of high-tech doomsday, nano-beasts and biotech antichrists bent on world domination; peppering his rants with techno-babble and sharp witticisms. Sure he can be goofy and weird at times, but ignore him at your own risk!

Quoth the bio-hacker

I found the book funny and highly quotable. I was also impressed by the authentic feel of his descriptions of computer geeks and the IT industry in general. Here is a sample to whet your appetite:

  • “Todd, in his arrogance, had built very little debug time into the schedule.”
  • “Once upon a time, he would have said the meaning in his life came from taking part in the redefinition human nature.”
  • “Maybe relying on common sense & logic had been a mistake. This guy needed yelling at.”
  • “The Bonehead Computer Museum; Open Midnight to Midnight – Monday Thru Sunday and by appointment. Donations welcome.”
  • “It was good getting back home in Massachusetts, where things were allowed to get old.”
  • “The back of the device, in particular, looked like an electronic bird’s nest that had been sneezed upon.”
  • “Kali’s a hag. Just look at those saggy tits. Shiva’s tits are like Teri Hatcher’s: big and firm.”
  • “Silicon & DNA were the same thing: devices that shunted in different paths to create new information structures.”
  • “Prissy net fetishists took great offense when binary nonsense clogged up space on a discussion board, but on the Internet nobody knows if you’re a dog and you can post binaries anywhere you want.”
  • “Built into the Kali, hidden among its nearly three hundred thousand AND gates, OR gates , NANDs and NORs, was the secret recipe for making the chip upon Nick’s soul and life depended.”

A non-linear trilogy

Acts of the Apostles is book “blue” of Mind Over Matter, an ambitious three-volume work that share similar themes, characters and settings. Because these books can be read in any order, they are not numbered but instead marked by color.

  • Acts of the Apostles (Mind over Matter volume blue)
    • A techno-thriller about the abuse of nano and bio-technology.
  • Cheap Complex Devices (Mind over Matter volume red)
    • A rambling monologue supposedly written by a computer (or a mind in a vat, or a swarm of bees, or a man shot in the head and connected to a computer). The story is kind of a slow motion reboot, a person coming out of a dream, an entity that is coming to sanity, wholeness, self-awareness.
  • The Pains (Mind over Matter volume black)
    • An illustrated 1984-type dystopian featuring alternate-universe version of some key characters from Acts of the Apostles. Also included: cryogenically-preserved severed human heads and Ronald Reagan.

Each novel is told in a distinctive style and focuses on different, sometimes conflicting, point of views on the events depicted. The most conventional novel by far is Acts of the Apostles, which is told as a straightforward techno-thriller in the mold of Michael Crichton or Robert Ludlum. Fans of Neil Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon will certainly enjoy John’s quirky and techno-savvy novel (see my of review of Cryptonomicon).

The other novels get a lot weirder with their self-referential meta-fiction, stream of consciousness rants and alternate universes.

As an example of the complex relationship between each book in the trilogy, the introduction of Cheap Complex Devices (which represents almost half of the book) claims that “Bees”, the main story of the book, is the result of a contest for computer-generated fiction. Apparently, Acts of the Apostles would be the lost manuscript from another entry in this contest but was stolen and ineptly edited by an ex-security guard. It claims that the large number of sexy women in the story and their improbable lust for an otherwise average-looking computer chip designer, as well as its many typos and cringe-inducing passages, would be proof of the theft the book and its unwelcome alterations by a lesser literary mind.

According to the author, although there are many literary references in John’s work, the main inspirations come from Hofstadter’s Godel, Escher Bach and I Am a Strange Loop; Tracy Kidder’s The Soul of a New Machine; Vladimir Nabokov’s Pale Fire; and The Life of the Bee by Maurice Maeterlinck. These are not your typical pop-corn blockbuster fodder but instead deeply philosophical treatises about the nature of consciousness and humanity’s relationship with technology. Readers interested in an intellectually stimulating read will be well advised to dip their mind into Sundman’s literary pools of madness and wisdom as well as to peruse its thematic precursors.

Adventures in self-publishing

Through sheer endurance and determination, Sundman has become a self-publishing icon of his own right. Despite the support of an agent at an early point of his writing career, he did not manage to find a publisher for his work so he resorted to self-publishing Acts of the Apostles in 1999. This was half a decade before self-publishing tools like lulu.com became widely available.

Nowadays, print-on-demand services make it much easier to get a book printed and, theoretically, in the hands of avid readers. Any self-deluded hack with access to the Internet can now package strings of semi-random characters together, slap a cheap clipart picture on its cover and call it a book at virtually no costs (BTW, did I mention my self-published French novel, “La Boue”?), John had to do this the hard way, with actual printers, inventory, debts and boxes of books to lug around the country.

Acts of the Apostles, mostly sold by hand and through mail-order, gained critical success, including raving reviews by geek icons Cory Doctorow and Jefferey Zeldman. Commercial success, however, was elusive and mostly constrained by John’s own capacity to manually shove books into the faces of prospective consumers in various trade shows (as depicted in this detailed logistical account form the author).

Thankfully, John has now secured a contract with a publisher and is now revising his novel for publication of Acts of the Apostles sometimes in 2011. Let’s hope this opportunity will enable the book to reach the wider audience it deserves!

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Herbalism: Open Source Medicine

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Herbalism is a low-cost, accessible, community-powered, patent-free form of medicine. It’s also under threat from the patent-driven pharmaceutical business. Could the values and struggles of open-source software proponents have much in common with herbalists?

Maybe Herbalists could benefit from working more closely with the open-source movement and learn from their experience. Web professionals could also find great value in learning more about herbalism and its benefits.

What is Herbalism?

From the Herbalism page on Wikipedia:

Herbalism is a traditional medicinal or folk medicine practice based on the use of plants and plant extracts. Herbalism is also known as botanical medicine, medical herbalism, herbal medicine, herbology, and phytotherapy. The scope of herbal medicine is sometimes extended to include fungal and bee products, as well as minerals, shells and certain animal parts.

It’s worth noting that practitioners of other alternative medicines, like homeopathy, naturopathy, aromatherapy, acupuncture, chiropractic medicine and traditional medical systems like Chinese medicine may use elements of herbalism in their treatments. However, herbalists do not necessarily share all of the assumptions, methods or practices of these other medical systems. It’s important to judge each system on its own merit.

Herbalism and pharmaceutical drugs

What is the main difference between herbalism and pharmaceutical drugs used by modern medicine?

Herbalists tend to use extracts from parts of plants, such as the roots or leaves. The plant’s own chemical balance is expected to provide a more balanced treatment. The more aggressive ingredients needed to fight the disease are then compensated by nourishment from the plant.

The use of plants for medicine has been practiced by humanity in one form or another since prehistory. Even animals have been known to use herbal remedies to heal themselves or get rid of parasites. So, herbalism would even predate humanity’s existence!

Pharmaceutical drugs are created by isolating single ingredients or chemicals on the grounds that dosage can be more easily quantified. Pharmaceutical medicine emerged in the 16th century when the use of active chemical drugs, such as mercury, was introduced to fight syphilis, which proved particularly resistant to traditional medical solutions.

Herbalism and pharmaceuticals may take different approaches to healing, but it doesn’t mean that they can’t work well together. Most modern herbalists agree that pharmaceuticals are more effective in emergency situations where time is of the essence. An example would be where a patient had an acute heart attack that posed imminent danger. However, pharmaceuticals can be very hard on the body, as chemotherapy patients can attest. Use of herbalism medicine can be particularly beneficial in prevention and in recovery as it helps boost immunity and provides nutritional benefits that pharmaceuticals lack.

Is Herbalism really open source?

The term “open source” was coined by software developers in the late 90’s to describe various ways to develop, share and copyright software that were emerging. Open source software such as the Linux operating system or the OpenOffice.org suite of applications allow developers to access, use and modify the source code as long as they pass along the same rights to their users.

The online encyclopedia Wikipedia, where anyone can freely add to or edit its content, is another successful open source project where knowledge is freely shared, instead of code.

The pharmaceutical business makes great use of the fact that single compounds can be patented in order to generate income. This practice is highly profitable and the pharmaceutical business generates hundreds of billions of dollars every year. Once a medical compound (like a drug or a particular molecule) is patented, the patent owner can exert considerable legal control over the way knowledge of this compound can be used, influencing who can create medicine from this compound, who can sell it and at what price. In this sense, pharmaceutical medicine is mostly based on a “closed-source” business model.

Herbalism, on the other hand, is based on traditional knowledge gathered over thousands of years, most of which is still freely available and patent-free. Anyone is free to use that knowledge, improve on it and share it with anyone else. No one “owns” raspberry leaves tea or garlic poultice. There are no copyright constraints to prevent you from making your own herbal medicine. You are still free to plant, harvest and share your own medicinal plant seeds (unlike farmers that use patented herbicide-resistant genetically-modified crops from companies like Monsanto.) This is why I think of herbalism as open-source medicine.

Kitchen-top medicine

Most production tools used by herbalism are also “open-source”. Herbalism uses material found in nature and uses simple processing techniques that are within the reach of even the poorest people. The ways herbalism ingredients can be processed include:

  • Used raw
  • Macerated in cold water
  • Boiled (decoctions, tea)
  • Dried (spices, tea)
  • Crushed or ground (juice, poultice)
  • Mixed with an oily substance (balms), alcohol or vinegar (tinctures) or sugar/honey (syrups)

From Wikipedia:

The World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that 80 percent of the world’s population presently uses herbal medicine for some aspect of primary health care. Pharmaceuticals are prohibitively expensive for most of the world’s population, half of which lives on less than $2 U.S. per day. In comparison, herbal medicines can be grown from seed or gathered from nature for little or no cost.

Herbalists also make substantial use of plants from their local area. Indeed, what most people consider weeds, such as dandelions, can have valuable medicinal uses and were used by our ancestors as their personal “pharmacy”.

Open source vs closed source medicine

Herbalism tends to be a low-key, low-cost medical solution. Because of this, herbalism is not a very lucrative business model compared to the pharmaceutical industry. This is in part why herbalism struggles to promote itself efficiently and fight the pressures applied from the closed-source world.

Because the balance of power is so overwhelmingly skewed towards commercial interests, herbalism is under constant threat from pharmaceuticals and its enablers. This is a situation that software developers can recognize.

Large software corporations like Microsoft will often raise the specter of litigation against open-source projects or lobby against open-source projects. Thanks to these efforts, it’s not uncommon to see governments and other institutions go against their own financial interests and exclude free and open-source solutions from their software purchase policies.

We find a similar situation with health care. The marketing and public relations clout of the pharmaceutical industries overshadows the means of herbalists by many orders of magnitude. This tends to create a bias against herbalism in the media as herbalists rarely have the money and the skills to promote themselves efficiently and influence public opinion on a global scale.

On the other hand, the lobbying power of the pharmaceutical industry is quite formidable. They spent $900 million on lobbying between 1998 and 2005, more than any other industry. Because of this, governments may pass legislation that will not only favor the interests of pharmaceuticals, but that can also make it harder (or near-impossible) for herbalists and other alternative medicine to practice and sell their products. These regulations are claimed to be for the public good but they usually end up simply protecting the pharmaceutical industry’s commercial interests and increase the cost of health-care.

Here are some examples:

  • Mandatory medical insurance to pay for (expensive) drugs but not for (low-cost) herbal remedies.
  • Mandatory lab testing for herbal remedies and food supplements that are prohibitively costly for most herbalists.
  • Outright bans on plants, such as the kava, on spurious grounds, such as their toxicity, even if over-the-counter pharmaceutical drugs can be just as toxic.
  • Extreme negative bias against herbalism (and outright exclusion of herbalism) from the teaching curriculum of health care professionals.
  • In some regions, Physicians are not allowed to prescribe herbal remedies even if these have been proven to be as effective, or more effective, as pharmaceuticals; often with less toxicity or secondary effects.
  • Herbalists can suffer from legal persecution from local or federal agencies attempting to prevent them from practicing or teaching herbalism.
  • Herbalism is also tied with native rights. The traditional medical knowledge of indigenous people around the world, and their local flora, are being plundered and tied with patents by pharmaceuticals, usually with little to no benefit to the local population.

Is herbalism safe to use?

The fact that herbalism can be used at various degrees by anyone looms large in the security concerns that are raised when attempts are made to regulate it. However, the benefits of protecting free access to herbalism products and knowledge should also be taken into consideration when assessing their risks.

Even if most plants used by herbalists can be used safely, some plants can produce very potent compounds which must be handled with care. Mixing medication and herbal remedies can also be detrimental in some circumstances. But this is also true for over-the-counter pharmaceutical products that people are free to purchase and use at their own discretion. Indeed the number of deaths from pharmaceutical drugs dwarfs the number of herbalism-related deaths in America.

So, yes, herbalism is a relatively safe medicine to use but it’s always a good idea to consult a trained herbalist or discuss your use of herbalism with a (open-minded) physician.

Managing freedom

How do you protect something that is meant to be free from legal restrictions? How do you manage groups of volunteers, idealists and professionals, many of which can be fiercely self-reliant, towards a common goal? Both open-source developers and herbalists have had to face these challenges and may learn from each other.

In particular, the open-source movement has found many creative and practical solutions to the logistical and legal aspects of their work which could be applicable or adapted to the context of herbalists. Some of these solutions include:

  • Collaborative repositories, like Wikipedia, where knowledge can be stored, organized, validated, debated, protected and shared.
  • Collaborative environments, such as SourceForge.net, help manage production, communication and participation of project members as well as distribute the result of their work.
  • Corporations such as the Wikimedia foundation or the Mozilla Foundation help provide funding and administrative support for open source projects.
  • Organizations like the Electric Frontier Foundation and Creative Commons help provide a legal framework, legislative lobbying and legal protection for digital rights.
  • The Open Patents movement seeks to register patents and release them to the public domain as a means of protection against litigation and undue constraints.

Coders and herbalists, unite!

Herbalism offers a simple, open, low-cost, accessible medical solution that is worth using and protecting. It’s one of humanity’s greatest treasures and heritages and should continue to be shared and practiced freely as we continue to reap the benefits of pharmaceutical medicine.

At first glance, herbalism and software development would seem to be at opposite ends of the spectrum. In fact these people have a lot in common and would benefit from each other’s expertise.

Herbalism ties into the values and vision behind the open-source ideology and definitely ties into the “self-reliance” and “community” aspects of its movement. The ability to grow, process and use natural ingredients with freely accessible medical knowledge applicable in every day life should be appealing to the mindset of open-source enthusiasts.

Also, the tools and practices developed to foster open source software and protect it from closed-source threats could be applied to the herbalism world to great effect.

Here are some benefits that could arise from such collaboration:

  • Increased use of herbalism among developers, designers and marketing people in managing their health and that of their family;
  • The creation of a comprehensive, robust and multi-lingual collaborative initiative similar to Wikipedia to document herbalism knowledge and issues;
  • More effective legal and public relation strategies to promote herbalism globally and to protect it from legislative & patent abuse;
  • A wider acceptance and understanding of herbalism and its role in humanity’s health and history[C8] by the general public and by health professionals.

Links

Are-you interested in exploring the themes covered in this article? See below for links to resources and organizations to help you become better acquainted with herbalism or the open-source movement.

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If you are concerned about the legitimacy and scientific foundation of herbalism:

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If you are interested in using herbalism to manage your day-to-day health and the health of your family, here are a few sites that will provide you with valuable information and guidelines:

  • Flora medicina
    A school of herbalism located in Montreal that combines teachings from science and traditions. This this article was inspired by its philosophy.
    http://floramedicina.com/en
  • Henriette’s Herbal Homepage
    One of the oldest and largest herbal information sites on the web.
    http://www.henriettesherbal.com/
  • Todd Caldecott
    Medical Herbalist, Ayurvedic Practitioner
    http://www.toddcaldecott.com/
  • Christopher Hobbs – The Virtual Herbalspirit
    This virtual Herbal is devoted to honoring the plants and traditions of herbal medicine, and to the celebration of health
    http://www.christopherhobbs.com/
  • Sage Mountain
    Founded 24 years ago by Rosemary Gladstar and family, Sage Mountain Herbal Retreat Center & Botanical Sanctuary has become one of New England’s foremost learning centers for herbs and earth awareness.
    http://www.sagemountain.com/

IMPORTANT: like pharmaceuticals, herbal remedies can be toxic if used in the wrong dose, for the wrong reasons and in particular if you have certain conditions (age, heart condition, pregnancy, etc.). It’s best to discuss your use of herbalism with an (open-minded) physician or a trained herbalist.

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If you are a health care professional and wish to learn more about how to use herbalism in your practice:

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If you are interested in the social and political aspects of herbalism:

Acknowledgments

Research support and validation for this article was provided by Caroline Gagnon, co-founder of Flora Medicina, School of Herbalism. Thanks sis!

Copyright

Photo is © Caroline Gagnon

In the spirit of open source, this article is published under a Creative Commons copyright license. You are free to quote from it, reproduce it in its entirety or improve on it as long as you keep a reference to its authors and pass along the same rights to your readers.

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Book review: Cryptonomicon, by Neil Stephenson

A geek-a-liscious literary experience

It’s World War II and the allies have cracked the encryption of a major Axis communication codes. How can they act without revealing their access to this precious intelligence? Detachment 2702, malady a rag-tag group of soldiers and intelligence agents, human enhancement is dispatched to create believable (and hilarious) alibis to justify why German and Japanese convoys keep getting sunk.

It’s the late ’90s and the grand-children of two Detachment 2702 members are part of an IT start-up venture in the Philippines. The discovery of a sunken WWII German submarine filled with gold leads to a set of encrypted punched cards that may contain the location of an even bigger Japanese war treasure hoard.

This genre defying novel is in fact a mashup of many stories: a WWII spy action, clinic a harrowing death camp escape, a modern-day treasure hunt yarn, a philosophical mathematics treatise and a high-finance techno thriller. All of these narratives are tied together with a profound insight into geek culture and an unrestricted glee for hyperbole of hysterical proportions.

One of its many themes is the invention of the digital computer, with particular attention to its use in cryptology (encryption), communication and currency. The word “Cryptonomicon” itself refers to a fictional book summarizing mankind’s knowledge of cryptography and cryptanalysis.

Stephenson has a knack for explaining complex concepts in the most entertaining way. For instance, he’ll use graphs and formulas to describe absolutely ludicrous situations as a means to illustrate some of his more abstract themes. He will also often segue into seemingly unrelated side-stories, such as a letter to Penthouse about furniture and stockings or the tale of a wisdom tooth removal from hell. Far from being annoying, these are some of the most entertaining aspects of the book.

Cryptonomicon is one of my favorite novels of all time. Reading this 1,100 pages behemoth has become an almost-yearly ritual for me. The reason I come back to this book over and over again is because of the sheer density and enjoyability of its material. Every reading brings a smile to my face and sheds new light into its many concepts and plot points.

Beyond History

Neil Stephenson, previously known for high-tech, high-concept science-fiction novels such as Snow Crash (virtual worlds) and The Diamond Age (nanotechnology), chose the historical fiction genre for this crazy chimera of a novel. Notable historical figures featured in Cryptonomicon are: Alan Turing, Douglas MacArthur, Winston Churchill, Isoroku Yamamoto, Karl Dönitz, and Ronald Reagan. We also encounter names that have the ring of familiarity such as Electrical Till Company (ETC), a reference to IBM (Idea Business Machines), a WIRED-like TURING magazine and a scrappy Finnish open-source operating system called “Finux”.

A cornucopia of themes

I will now simply list some of the themes covered in Cryptonomicon. Hopefully, this should give you an idea of the relentless fountain of craziness and though-provoking substance of this most unusual book:

  • What is encryption and why it’s so important;
  • Cracking an encryption code
  • The autistic-like nature of nerds and geeks;
  • Start-ups, NDA’s and business plans;
  • Pen-and-paper vs computer and card-based role-playing games;
  • The impact of horniness on concentration and the relative merits of self-administered relief;
  • Information theory and all the ways that information can leak our of a communication channel;
  • Mastering UNIX and TCP/IP;
  • Customizing a Linux-like fictional operating system to its core;
  • Building a digital computer using pipes and sound;
  • Encrypting messages using a deck of playing cards
  • Setting up a data haven;
  • Creating an electronic currency;
  • The social etiquette of the military;
  • The difference between Athena and Ares, the two gods of War from Greek mythology, and how this relates to WWII;
  • The optimal way to eat a bowl of Capt’n Crunch breakfast cereals;
  • The effectiveness of publishing encryption schemes vs keeping them secret;
  • Using anonymizer proxy services to protect your anonymity;
  • Using Zeta functions to generate pseudo-random numbers;
  • Eavesdropping on the contents of a computer display by detecting its electromagnetic emissions (Van Eck phreaking);
  • Using character classes from the Lord of The Ring as a way to categorize people;
  • Genocides and mass murders;
  • The logistics of digging a hidden treasure hoard in a mountain using slave labor;
  • Libertarian paranoia and gun culture;
  • And more, more, more!!!

Relevancy

When Stephenson published Cryptonomicon in 1999, the Web had reached mainstream status and was just starting to impact the life of everyone. Windows NT and 95 were still widely used and cell-phones with worldwide coverage were an oddity. How well has this novel aged and is it still relevant today?

Most of the forward-looking tech stuff has since become old news. However, the adventure is still thrilling, the jokes still gut-splitting and its insight are still significant.

Overall, I would still recommend it to anyone passionate about WWII, computers and Big Ideas as well as to anyone interested in learning more about the puzzling psychology of geeks and nerds.

Prequels

Following Cryptonomicon, Stephenson wrote a prequel of a sort to this story. Published in three back-breaking 1,500+ pages volumes, this “Baroque Trilogy” (Quicksilver, The Confusion and The System of the World) is set in the 17th century and deals with the same dominant themes of Cryptonomicon (currency, computers, treasure hunts, etc.). Its main protagonists include famous Historical figures, such as Isaac Newton and Louis XIV, as well as ancestors of many Cryptonomicon characters and a mysterious, long-lived Alchemist.

While its tone doesn’t attempts to be as consistently comic as Cryptonomicon, the Baroque trilogy is a hugely entertaining follow-up. If you enjoy diving deep into witty, meandering, though-provoking stories, these ones are for you!

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Photo sources: Flickr and uboatarchive.net

“Jipi and the Paranoid Chip” is a science fiction short story by Neal Stephenson that appeared in Forbes Magazine’s July 7, 1997 issue. It is part of the Baroque Cycle/ Cryptonomicon universe.

The people I could have been are awesome!

Sometimes, link one life is not enough to accomplish all of our dreams…

In the many-worlds theory of quantum mechanics, all possible events exist, have existed or will exist as each act or decision spins-off a plethora of parallel universes. This means, among other things, that every project I haven’t put into practice has in fact been accomplished by one of my many-world selves. Think then of all that I’ve accomplished over the years as I procrastinated, dithered and postponed putting my ideas into action!

You really should check-out my blog from universes Ψ∞28.312.12670.5044 to Ψ∞39.122.42600.0023 where I took the time to post all the insightful articles, reviews and stories that, in this universe, I’ve dictated in my head but never got to put into writing.

While you’re at it, you should play the cool adventure game my self from universe Ψ∞30.114.00065.1177 made, where my theories of gameplay ecology have been implemented. The sequel will be even better!

My self from universe Ψ∞27.255.86400.112b is enjoying early retirement from his sale of the social application I thought up in 1998 while my self from Ψ∞22.278.00965.6630 lives in abject poverty, but is quite proud of the comic books he published to critical, if not popular, acclaim.

In universe Ψ∞21.122.42600.0023, my other self’s mother clutches with pride her son’s fourth novel, the latest in a sprawling fantasy series I envisioned with a friend in 1988 but didn’t publish (yet).

And, finally, my self from Ψ∞6.022.62502.1112 may not have become an astronaut, as his childhood dreams had envisioned, but thanks to revenues from his sprawling media empire he managed to purchase a ticket to the next Space Shuttle launch as a space tourist.

I envy these alternate-selves for their dedication to their ideals. Let’s wish them luck in their very active lives as their own decisions and indecisions keep spinning even more new universes out of the fabric of infinite possibilities. Maybe one of them is even now wondering where he’d be if he had put into execution some of our other ideas or simply delayed acting on his dreams just a little while longer in order to spend more time with his family…

And you, what do you think your other many-world selves may be doing right now?

Links

  • Check-out my blog to see which ideas my self from this particular universe has managed to put into action.
  • The many-worlds theory is one of the themes of Anathem, an excellent science-fiction novel by Neil Stephenson.
  • More about the importance of following our dreams in Dispelling Illusions, a post by Ara Pehlivanian, the esteemed founder of Webstyle Magazine.

The Comfort of Spammers

Photo Credit: Stacie Brew

As part of our Women in Technology (WIT) group at Yahoo!, heart we invited a group of sixth graders last winter to our Burbank campus to learn about technology and the different roles that women have here.  Our goal was to expose them to technology and hope they would leave unafraid of entering a male-dominated field.

During one of the sessions, I taught the girls basic HTML, CSS, and some JavaScript. What impressed me most was their determination to understand and absorb everything. There was no, “I don’t think I can do this” and no, “I think this is hard” (even when looking at and using complex JavaScript libraries).  Instead, there was amazement of how much they could do with a few lines of text on a computer screen.  At the end of the session, a few of them started to grasp the window of possibilities and begin asking how to do more complex interactions.

These girls, most of them with very little exposure to computers in their day-to-day lives, were daring, brave, and eager to try new things. Programming did not daunt them at all. Self-doubt wasn’t an issue.

The WIT group holds leadership and career discussions among ourselves in order to provide support and networking opportunities. Self-doubt is a big theme that comes up in these discussions. I have heard so many women say, “I could never do what you do”, “I want to learn, but I am scared to try programming”.   I, too, have similar feelings when trying new things.

What causes these insecurities?  How did they come about? Are we really incapable of doing what I could teach eleven and twelve year olds to do in an hour? Is it a generational difference?  I think most of us feel men and women are equally adept at executing their tasks at work. So if these doubts are truly only in our heads, what put them there?  Passing comments by our mothers, fathers, and brothers?  The tendency for computer games to be boy focused? Is it cultural, where we were inundated with a stereotype of  what a cool girl is and not exposed to technology at an early age?

Do men have the same issues in significant numbers or are they shielded from this internal torment by social constructs?

I hope the sixth graders we taught that day remember the excitement they felt when writing a piece of code and visually seeing its effects on their browsers. I hope at least some of them decide to come into technology and that they don’t have to experience the self-doubts and fears that some of us face today.
Email, plague
blogs, herpes
social media, podcasts, print-on-demand, etc. Thanks to Internet, never have so many people been able to make their thoughts available to such a large number of listeners. But isn’t it that much painful when this potential audience of billions fails to connect with your message, leaving you feeling foolish and ignored?

Are you despairing to see your Twitter followers stuck at a ridiculously low number? Who will post a comment on your latest blog post, proving that you touched someone and brought value to the world? Who will write you an email and bring words of comfort in times of hardship?

Know my lonely friend that when all else fails, spam is always there for you. The obsession with money-making schemes of this nice-looking twitter follower with an unpronounceable name may seem suspicious, but she’s also your long-awaited 50th follower and it would be a shame to block such a sexy avatar from your list. Maybe she’ll even notice the wry comment you just posted about the Flash vs HTML5 controversy? She may even chuckle at your “bon mot” as she builds her vast pyramidal empire…

You may wonder why concerned people feel the need to send you kindly email messages about how herbal remedies can help you make your partner so much happier. Thankfully, an unexpected love letter from a lonesome Russian lady soon restores your feelings of adequacy by her earnest request for companionship. Sure, her spelling can be very approximate, but love may be just around the corner! If only you could send some money to resolve those pesky visa issues…

You may wonder why bother posting to your website, exposing the beauty and degradation of humanity in 500 words installments, when your comments section lay bare, exposing the indifference of the world for, apparently, no-one to see. Thank you, mister Chinese World of Warcraft gold farmer, for keeping my forum alive with dreams of massive virtual wealth and power, bringing with you a taste of the Orient with your exotic typography.

The futuristic vision of alienated and forlorn people being comforted by robotic custodians is now a reality. Thank you, mister spambot, for keeping me company in cyberspace with your eternal vigilance. Your bountiful email and forum messages keep letting me know that something, somewhere, knows I exist and wants to connect!

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